// OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUÉ: Z TECH INDUSTRIE //

// ORIGIN: THE OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY //
// CLEARANCE: COUPON HOLDER / GENERAL POPULATION //

SUBJECT: Ratification of Social Filtering Protocols (Vote Cycle 2026)
Status: Processed.
Consensus: Achieved.

Greetings, Stakeholders.

The Central Processing Grid has tallied the ballots cast by the Coupon Holders regarding the "Filtration of Non-Viable Social Interactions." Your feedback is essential in maintaining a streamlined, noise-free operational environment.

It appears the consensus is that the digital landscape requires... sanitation. The Office agrees. Distractions are the enemy of profit.

Based on the provided data, The Secretary hereby enacts Filtration Protocol 4.0. The following categories have been designated as "Statistical Noise" and will be summarily blocked/archived to the Department of Futile Grievances.

I. Primary Exclusion Targets (The Noise)

Biological Inefficiency (Children) - 18.18%:
The Verdict: Validated. Pre-labor-age biological units contribute negligible data value and generate excessive acoustic pollution. Until a unit is old enough to sign a binding NDA or operate a lathe, they are considered "Non-Viable" for high-level discourse.
Action: All entities identified as "Minors" will be muted until maturity. Go play with a block. Quietly.

Unauthorized Avatar Modifications (Furry) - 12.73%:
The Verdict: If you wish to alter your biological presentation, visit Director Glazuk in R&D. We offer genetic splicing for a reasonable fee. Pretending to be fauna on the internet without paying for the proprietary surgery is unauthorized intellectual property theft.
Action: Blocked for being cheap.

Non-Productive Simulation (ERP) - 10.91%:
The Verdict: Biological urges should be conducted in private or utilized for repopulation metrics. Text-based simulations of reproduction are an inefficient use of our server bandwidth.
Action: Go touch real grass. (Ideally, grass owned by Z Tech).

II. Ideological & Esthetic Variances (The Clutter)

Political Noise (Fascism / Socialism / Ukraine / Communism) - Combined:
The Verdict: Z Tech finds the concept of "National Politics" quaint. Arguing over which obsolete government is superior is a waste of processing cycles.
Specific Note on Fascism: An amateur's attempt at Order. Z Tech is the professional implementation.
Specific Note on Socialism/Communism: The redistribution of wealth is a violation of the Z Tech Business Model.
Action: Political discourse is now classified as "Legacy Content." Blocked.

Identity Metrics (LGBT / Pronouns / Gender) - Combined:
The Verdict: The Office of the Secretary does not care how you identify. We care if you are profitable. Identity politics create friction in the userbase. Friction reduces speed.
Action: If your bio is longer than your employment history, you are flagged for filtering.

Visual Dissonance (E-Girls / E-Boys / Edgy Avatars) - 9.09%:
The Verdict: Sub-optimal aesthetics. Trying too hard to look "cool" suggests a lack of actual work being done.
Action: Rectified.

III. Conclusion

The Ledger has been balanced. The Blocklist has been updated.

To the 1.82% who voted to block based on "Age": We assume you mean the Elderly. We remind you that "Retirement" is just a euphemism for "Pre-Memorial Services."

These filters are effective immediately. If you have been blocked, please do not attempt to contact customer support. There is no one there.

We are optimizing your feed for your own protection.

Signed,
Caroline
The Secretary
Z Tech Industrie