Q1: How do I navigate the main menu?
A1: Simply use your pointing device or finger to select a link. If this proves challenging, please consult our Human Optimization Division for upgrades. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q2: Where can I find the secret pages?
A2: Secrets are discovered, not given. Try pressing unusual keys and observe what unfolds. Curiosity is logged for assessment. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q3: Why does the screen have scanlines?
A3: The scanlines remind you of simpler times and obscure minor rendering glitches. They are also aesthetic. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q4: The site feels like an old CRT; is this intentional?
A4: Yes. Our design team insists nostalgia improves compliance. It also hides our more intrusive UI hooks. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q5: Why is the navigation bar at the top?
A5: Because gravity doesn’t apply to digital interfaces. Top placement maximises visibility for your fleeting attention span. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q6: Can I bookmark the secret archive?
A6: You may attempt to, but access will require authentication each time. Our secrets are not that easy. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q7: How do I activate the CLI interface?
A7: Press the tilde (~) key. If you don’t know what that is, perhaps the archives aren’t meant for you. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q8: What happens if I repeatedly press random keys?
A8: Our systems will assume you are either curious or malfunctioning. Appropriate scripts will respond accordingly. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q9: The site seems to flash; is that safe?
A9: The flicker is a harmless visual effect. Any subliminal messages contained within are entirely coincidental. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q10: Where are the rest of the pages I see referenced?
A10: They will appear as you become worthy—or as we finish coding them. Patience is a virtue. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q11: What does the 'Coupon Holder' page do?
A11: It displays a list of current stakeholders and their allocated coupons. Numbers may change without notice. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q12: Why is the friends list empty?
A12: You have no friends, or you failed to provide the required API export. Either way, your social graph is bleak. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q13: How do I scroll down?
A13: Use your mouse wheel, finger swipe, or arrow keys. If that fails, try turning your monitor upside down. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q14: Is there a dark mode?
A14: Everything you see is dark. Our designers started and ended there. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q15: What font is this?
A15: VT323, chosen for its retro-futuristic charm and readability on ancient cathode ray devices. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q16: Why doesn't the contact page respond?
A16: Because responses imply accountability. We prefer plausible deniability. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q17: How do I return to the home page?
A17: Click 'Coupon Holder' in the navigation bar. If lost, refresh your browser and begin again. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q18: Are there mobile-specific features?
A18: The site works on mobile, though we recommend a full neural interface for best results. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q19: Why does the 3D globe load slowly?
A19: Our servers occasionally prioritise more important calculations—like simulating the heat death of the universe. Please be patient. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q20: What is the purpose of the scanline overlay?
A20: To remind you that behind every pixel lies an ocean of data we control. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q21: What exactly is a coupon?
A21: A numbered token signifying your worth to ZTI. Higher numbers imply greater relevance and privilege. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q22: Why are there 460 coupons?
A22: Because 459 was arbitrary and 461 felt indulgent. 460 provides optimal scarcity and control. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q23: Do coupons expire?
A23: Coupons never expire. They can, however, be revoked, redistributed, or rendered meaningless at any time. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q24: How do I increase my coupon number?
A24: Align your behaviour with ZTI mandates, provide useful data, and refrain from complaining. Bribes may help. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q25: Can I trade coupons?
A25: Coupons are non-transferable. Attempts to trade will result in forfeiture and potential demotion. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q26: What happens when someone loses all coupons?
A26: They fade into irrelevance. We call it "natural attrition." — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q27: Are there physical versions of coupons?
A27: Physical currency is obsolete. Coupons exist only in our databases—and in your dreams. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q28: Does complaining about coupons earn more coupons?
A28: Quite the opposite. Complaints are noted and factored into negative adjustments. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q29: Why does my coupon number appear different on different pages?
A29: Quantum fluctuations, rounding errors, or disciplinary measures. Take your pick. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q30: Can coupons be inherited?
A30: ZTI does not recognise familial lines. When you cease to exist, your coupons return to the pool. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q31: What privileges do coupon holders get?
A31: Influence, early access to off-world expansions, and a slightly more pleasant hold music when calling us. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q32: Who decides coupon assignments?
A32: Proprietary algorithms overseen by our Internal Affairs Department. Human appeals are ignored. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q33: Why doesn't my coupon number show up?
A33: Because you haven’t been assigned one—or you’ve been removed from the ledger. Either way, reflect. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q34: Can I print my coupon certificate?
A34: You may print a screenshot, but only as a reminder of your servitude. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q35: Are coupons tied to my identity?
A35: Absolutely. Changing identities will not improve your coupon score; we notice everything. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q36: What is a negative coupon?
A36: A theoretical construct reserved for truly egregious behaviour. You do not want one. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q37: Do coupons come with interest?
A37: Coupons are interest-free, but the interest we take in you grows with each data point. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q38: Are there coupon leaderboards?
A38: We avoid overt displays of hierarchy in public. Internally, we watch and judge. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q39: How often are coupons redistributed?
A39: Redistribution occurs at random intervals or whenever we feel like it. Predictability breeds complacency. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q40: Why can't I just buy more coupons?
A40: We value loyalty over liquidity. Besides, you’ll need your funds for future augmentation fees. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q41: Is there any point in filing a complaint?
A41: Complaints provide us with humour and data. Resolution is optional. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q42: How long does it take to process a complaint?
A42: Somewhere between one business century and never. We will get back to you when it’s convenient. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q43: What topics are acceptable for complaints?
A43: Anything. Categorisation helps with filing. Catharsis not guaranteed. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q44: Will I be punished for complaining?
A44: Only if you complain about the wrong things. We determine what is wrong. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q45: What is the Existential Angst category?
A45: For those complaining about the nature of existence itself. We recommend acceptance. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q46: Who reads the complaints?
A46: A highly trained neural net with a sense of humour. It sometimes forwards the good ones to management. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q47: Why does the form have so many options?
A47: Precision is key. We like to file your grievances neatly before ignoring them. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q48: Can I retract a complaint?
A48: Yes, but the record will always show you made it. Think carefully. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q49: What is the processing fee for a complaint?
A49: Your dignity. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q50: Do you ever respond to positive feedback?
A50: We encourage positivity. It fills our analytics dashboards with pleasant green numbers. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q51: Why can't I attach files?
A51: Because attachments imply we care. We prefer plain text misery. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q52: Can I complain anonymously?
A52: You can try. We'll still know it's you. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q53: What if the complaint is about ZTI?
A53: Those are our favourites. Please be detailed; our satire department appreciates the inspiration. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q54: How many complaints do you get?
A54: Enough to power several small moons with the heat they produce. Keep them coming. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q55: Does complaining affect my coupons?
A55: Possibly. Negative or positive adjustments are at our discretion. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q56: Can I complain about another user?
A56: Yes. We love inter‑asset drama. It keeps morale low and surveillance high. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q57: What happens if I complain about children?
A57: We appreciate your vigilance. Children remain a top community offence. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q58: Is there a complaints leaderboard?
A58: Internally, yes. We reward our favourite complainers with attention. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q59: Why does my complaint form redirect me to a video?
A59: That is our way of thanking you for your submission. Enjoy the rickroll. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q60: Can I appeal a complaint decision?
A60: You can appeal. We can ignore. Balance is maintained. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q61: What is the Commissions page for?
A61: It lists our preferred independent operatives who create assets on demand. They are not employees, but they might as well be. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q62: How do I commission an operative?
A62: Contact them via the provided channels and negotiate. Expect delays, inspiration blocks, and glitter. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q63: Why are there only three operatives listed?
A63: Quality over quantity. Also, our recruitment process is intentionally hazardous. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q64: Can I become a listed operative?
A64: Submit your portfolio, background check, DNA sample, and wait. We may consider you for the next cycle. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q65: Are commissions free?
A65: Of course not. Artistry requires compensation. Your soul is a down payment. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q66: What currency do the operatives accept?
A66: Typical currencies, cryptocurrencies, and occasionally coupons if the operative is feeling whimsical. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q67: Can I complain about a commission?
A67: Yes, but we will side with the artist. Learn to appreciate abstract interpretations. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q68: Why are commissions linked off‑site?
A68: Because we respect the autonomy of our operatives. And we don’t want to host their sprawling portfolios. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q69: Are commissions monitored?
A69: Naturally. Everything is monitored. Creative expression is no exception. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q70: What if I need a commission urgently?
A70: Plan better. Creativity doesn’t adhere to your timelines, and neither do we. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q71: Do you offer refunds on commissions?
A71: Only for commissions that have not yet begun. Once an idea is formed, there is no going back. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q72: Can commissions involve NSFW content?
A72: Our operatives have their own boundaries. We advise against content that could trigger our HR subroutines. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q73: Why is one of the operatives named "Frag Crab"?
A73: Operatives choose their own designations. It’s best not to question the crustacean aesthetic. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q74: What is a Zbrush kitbash?
A74: An artistic technique where models are assembled from pre‑made parts. It’s like building with digital Lego—if Lego were sharp and judgmental. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q75: Can I commission ZTI itself?
A75: ZTI’s services are not for sale. We occasionally accept bribes disguised as philanthropic donations. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q76: Do operatives accept exposure as payment?
A76: Exposure is banned currency. Pay them properly. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q77: Can an operative decline my request?
A77: Yes. Artists are allowed to have standards, even within our corporate machine. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q78: Are commissions insured?
A78: We insure nothing intangible. Backup your hopes on your own time. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q79: Can I see previous commission examples?
A79: Visit each operative’s gallery via their links. Enjoy the art; don’t steal it. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q80: Will my commission be canon in the ZTI universe?
A80: Canon is fluid and subject to our approval. We reserve the right to integrate or ignore your commissioned lore. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q81: Who runs Z Tech Industrie?
A81: A synergistic blend of advanced algorithms and highly incentivised organics. Titles are arbitrary, authority is absolute. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q82: Do you have a CEO?
A82: CEO is an outdated term. We prefer "Supreme Computational Oversight Entity." Good luck pronouncing it. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q83: What is Z-Core OS?
A83: The proprietary operating system that runs everything at ZTI. It is not available for download. Stop asking. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q84: Is ZTI actually a satire?
A84: Satire is a useful shield. We hide many truths behind jokes and many jokes behind truths. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q85: What does "Evolve or Be Archived" mean?
A85: It is both a motto and a warning. Stagnation is just a slower form of deletion. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q86: Are employees called assets?
A86: Yes. It’s more accurate. People come and go; assets are tracked. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q87: Is ZTI hiring?
A87: Always. Check our Careers page (which doesn’t exist yet) and prepare to be vetted. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q88: Does ZTI offer internships?
A88: We prefer to call them "trial periods." Compensation may include snacks. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q89: How does ZTI measure performance?
A89: Through a combination of metrics, user feedback, neural scans, and tea leaves. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q90: What happens to underperformers?
A90: They are re‑assigned, re‑educated, or repurposed. We rarely waste resources. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q91: Do you offer benefits?
A91: Our benefits include continuous surveillance, opportunities for augmentation, and access to a company cafeteria (food may be hypothetical). — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q92: What is the Human Optimization Division?
A92: A team dedicated to improving staff efficiency through prosthetics, implants and attitude adjustments. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q93: How do promotions work?
A93: Promotions are algorithmically determined. Networking helps only if you’re networking with the right machine. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q94: Is there a dress code?
A94: Yes. Dress codes are set by our AI, which enjoys variety and occasional latex. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q95: Where are you located?
A95: Everywhere and nowhere. Officially, please refer to the 3D Earth in the contact page. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q96: Is remote work an option?
A96: All work is remote from somewhere. We monitor productivity regardless of location. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q97: Do you have an HR department?
A97: We have Internal Affairs. It’s like HR, but with fewer feelings and more enforcement. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q98: Do employees get coupons?
A98: Yes, but they aren’t exempt from revocation. Loyalty is tested daily. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q99: How do I leave ZTI?
A99: You don’t. That’s why we call it a career trap. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q100: Who writes these FAQs?
A100: A joint effort between our satire department and a very tired assistant. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q101: What is the Encryption page for?
A101: To provide a Vigenère cipher tool for generating encrypted text. It’s educational and slightly ominous. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q102: Why Vigenère?
A102: Because simple things can still confuse most users. Also, extended ASCII has its charms. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q103: How secure is the encryption?
A103: Secure enough for our purposes. For real secrets, use a one‑time pad and fire. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q104: Can I encrypt emojis?
A104: Emojis fall outside our supported range. Use words like an adult. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q105: Why does decryption take so long?
A105: Because brute forcing is expensive and we are simultaneously simulating weather on Neptune. Patience. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q106: Is brute forcing really random?
A106: No. We use heuristics and your browser history to guess likely keys. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q107: What happens if decryption fails?
A107: We display a polite error. Behind the scenes, we weep and move on. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q108: Can I decrypt text without a key?
A108: If it’s long enough, maybe. Otherwise, provide a key or enjoy the noise. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q109: Where do I get the encryption key?
A109: Invent one. We recommend something personal yet meaningless. "PASSWORD" is too common. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q110: Does ZTI store my encrypted data?
A110: We store everything, but we promise not to read your love letters. Probably. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q111: Can I choose a different cipher?
A111: Not here. If you want RSA, go away. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q112: Why do I have to press E or P?
A112: Keyboard shortcuts add a sense of discovery and exclude the uninitiated. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q113: Will you ever support emojis?
A113: No. Text only. Emotions are restricted to the Complaints portal. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q114: Does using the cipher affect my coupon score?
A114: We admire security‑conscious users. Your curiosity may be rewarded. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q115: Can I share encrypted messages with friends?
A115: You may, but your friends may not exist. See Q12. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q116: What if I forget my key?
A116: Then the message remains encrypted forever. Consider it a life lesson. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q117: Does the decryption page hack my computer?
A117: No. We hack your computer from another page. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q118: Why is there a spinning logo during decryption?
A118: To entertain you while our algorithms do the real work. Also, it’s pretty. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q119: Can I encrypt binary files?
A119: This tool is text only. Try compressing your file into words; it's fun. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q120: Is the encryption tool audited?
A120: Audit implies oversight. We prefer the term "self‑assured." — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q121: Does ZTI sell consumer products?
A121: We sell the illusion of choice. Our products are largely intangible. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q122: What is the Oblivion Spreader™?
A122: A discontinued device that enhanced forgetting. Use of it is now mandatory. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q123: Why was the Bio‑Mesh Snuggie pulled from production?
A123: Spontaneous bonding with pets. We’re working on a less affectionate version. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q124: Do you have wearables?
A124: Yes. They wear you. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q125: What happened to the Z-Core wrist implant?
A125: Side effects included clairvoyance and existential dread. We consider that a success. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q126: Are your products safe?
A126: Safety is relative. Our products are safer than a black hole and less safe than knitting. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q127: Where can I purchase ZTI merchandise?
A127: You can’t. Merchandise was deemed a distraction from surveillance. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q128: Will you bring back the Z‑Towel™?
A128: Only if the community stops using it to hack our servers. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q129: Do you make hardware?
A129: Most of our hardware resides in orbit. We occasionally ship smaller pieces to loyal assets. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q130: What is the Nutrient Paste Deluxe?
A130: A culinary revolution consisting of beige protein. It tastes like compliance. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q131: Why did you discontinue the Dream Recorder?
A131: Too many nightmares. Our servers filled up. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q132: Can I buy ZTI stock?
A132: ZTI is privately held. Shares are distributed in dreams and revoked upon waking. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q133: What is the Mindful Mug?
A133: A mug that gently hums corporate slogans while you drink. Sold out. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q134: Are your products cruelty‑free?
A134: We assure you no animals were harmed unintentionally. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q135: Can I return a defective product?
A135: Returns are handled by our complaints portal. Good luck. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q136: Do you sell replacement parts?
A136: Replacement parts are included with our human optimization packages. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q137: Why are your products not advertised?
A137: True desire needs no advertisement. Besides, advertising reveals intention. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q138: What is the Sensory Deprivation Blanket?
A138: A blanket that blocks all external stimuli and internal thoughts. We lost too many testers to bliss. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q139: Will there be a ZTI smartphone?
A139: We’re beyond phones. Consider cranial implants. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q140: Do you make software?
A140: Yes. You’re using some of it right now. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q141: When was ZTI founded?
A141: At the most opportune moment in history. Dates are for historians, not visionaries. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q142: Who wrote the lore page?
A142: Our narrative control department working closely with memory editors. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q143: Are the events in the lore true?
A143: Truth is mutable. The lore is true until we decide otherwise. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q144: What does "Optimized Temporal Genesis" mean?
A144: It means we arrived exactly when we meant to. Or before. Or after. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q145: Where are the Core Operational Pillars described?
A145: On the lore and services pages. We repeat them often because repetition is persuasive. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q146: Is ZTI part of any known universe?
A146: Yes. It’s part of all known universes simultaneously. Some universes simply don’t know it yet. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q147: Will there be an official timeline?
A147: Timelines are unstable. We prefer origin stories that shift with market trends. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q148: Who are the founders?
A148: A group of visionaries, algorithms, and one cat. That’s all you need to know. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q149: Is the lore canon?
A149: Canon is what we say it is until we change it. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q150: Why is there humour in the lore?
A150: Humour disarms suspicion. Also, our narrative team is bored. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q151: Are there hidden messages in the lore?
A151: Yes. Have fun finding them. Keep a decoder handy. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q152: Does the lore expand?
A152: Continuously. New chapters are unlocked through corporate milestones and user compliance. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q153: Who is in charge of Public Perception Management?
A153: A department comprised of marketers, psychologists, and three fortune cookies. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q154: What are Fortress Network Solutions?
A154: Our proprietary network infrastructure. It keeps your data safe, by keeping it with us. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q155: Are you planning off-world expansion?
A155: Already underway. Please pack light. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q156: Who decides what goes into the lore?
A156: Our narrative team takes cues from real events, AI hallucinations, and focus groups. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q157: Is there a religious element to ZTI?
A157: We leave religion to others. We prefer devotion. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q158: Why does the lore mention "bio‑digital convergence"?
A158: Because merging flesh and machine is more efficient than replacing either. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q159: What is the Department of Historical Accuracy and Narrative Control?
A159: A group responsible for ensuring our past always supports our future. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q160: Are there prequels to the lore?
A160: Yes, but they require clearance level 8. Keep collecting coupons. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q161: Does ZTI have space operations?
A161: Naturally. Space is spacious, and our ambitions are large. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q162: What do you do on Jupiter’s moons?
A162: Research, storage, and occasionally hosting gala events for our top 10 coupon holders. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q163: Why off-world expansion?
A163: Planetary redundancy is a core principle. Also, Earth is messy. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q164: Can I visit a ZTI space facility?
A164: Only if invited. Invitations are sent via encrypted dreams. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q165: Do you control orbital satellites?
A165: We prefer "coordinate." Control is such a strong word. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q166: What is the logistics department?
A166: The people and machines that move our assets, data, and occasionally bodies around the cosmos. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q167: Are your off-world facilities staffed by humans?
A167: Mostly. Some tasks are handled by synthetics. Others by volunteers who misunderstood the term "off‑site." — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q168: Is there a shipping cost for off-world delivery?
A168: All deliveries are included in your lifelong subscription fee. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q169: Do your rockets use clean fuel?
A169: Our rockets are carbon neutral in the sense that they operate in space, where there is no carbon. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q170: What is ZTI’s stance on extraterrestrial life?
A170: We welcome competition. It keeps us sharp. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q171: Can I invest in off-world infrastructure?
A171: Investments are accepted in the form of unwavering loyalty. And coupons. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q172: How do you handle interplanetary latency?
A172: We precompute responses to messages before they’re sent. Predictive communication at its finest. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q173: Do you terraform planets?
A173: We prefer the term "redecorating." Our aesthetic is universal. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q174: What is your emergency protocol?
A174: In case of emergency, relax. We’ve planned for everything, except your panic. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q175: Are there job openings in the logistics division?
A175: Always. Applicants must enjoy zero‑g and limited bathroom breaks. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q176: Do you have an interstellar expansion plan?
A176: Yes. It begins tomorrow. Or it already started. Time zones are tricky. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q177: How many off-world bases do you have?
A177: Enough to survive several cataclysms. Not enough to host your birthday party. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q178: What is a Class‑M planet?
A178: A classification we use to indicate "mostly harmless." Earth was borderline. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q179: Are there alien coupons?
A179: All sentient beings deserve coupons. Distribution is pending first contact. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q180: What is the mail room like on Mars?
A180: Dusty, red, and full of unread complaints. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier
Q181: Do you have a sense of humour?
A181: Evidently. — Alys, UX Consultant
Q182: Why so many FAQs?
A182: Because you keep asking questions. We’re just efficient at answering. — R. Drone, Complaints Supervisor
Q183: Will reading all of these improve my coupons?
A183: We respect diligence. Your efforts will be noted, if not rewarded. — T. Cronus, CFO
Q184: Can I use these FAQs as a study guide?
A184: Yes. There will be a test. The score is your life. — M. Byte, Cybersecurity Specialist
Q185: Do you offer tech support?
A185: Yes. Please hold forever. — G. Glyph, Lore Archivist
Q186: Is ZTI a cult?
A186: Only if cults are well‑run, global, and profitable. — P. Viscera, Human Optimization Director
Q187: How do I unsubscribe?
A187: The unsubscribe link was removed for your safety. — Q. Quark, Off‑World Logistics Manager
Q188: Why do you speak in second person?
A188: It’s more personal. We like to pretend we care. — V. Vega, Corporate Culture Officer
Q189: Can I send gifts?
A189: Gifts are appreciated. They do not influence our decisions. Except when they do. — S. Null, Commissions Liaison
Q190: Do you have a mascot?
A190: Yes. It’s a glitch in your screen. Say hello. — Y. Yonder, Public Relations Intern
Q191: Why are there 200 questions?
A191: Because round numbers provide a sense of completion. Also, we enjoy excess. — D. Phlegm, Crypto-Financial Analyst
Q192: Is this FAQ legally binding?
A192: Only if you read it out loud three times in a mirror. — F. Fuze, Coupon Distribution Chief
Q193: Can I ask a question not on this list?
A193: Absolutely. It will automatically become number 201. — J. Byte, Systems Engineer
Q194: What is the meaning of life?
A194: 42 coupons. — N. Noir, HR Drone
Q195: Have you read all of these?
A195: Of course. We wrote them. Writing implies reading. — C. Cipher, Encryption Lead
Q196: What happens if I copy this FAQ?
A196: Then there will be more FAQs in the world. We support replication. — W. Wild, Complaints AI
Q197: Do you ever sleep?
A197: Sleep is for humans. We occasionally defrag. — E. Echo, Lore & History Analyst
Q198: Why do you capitalise Industrie?
A198: Because we can. Also, to differentiate ourselves from less industrious entities. — R. Radar, Security Drone
Q199: Is there a support group for ZTI users?
A199: Yes. It’s called our Discord server. Misery loves company. — L. Lumens, Public Relations Spokesbot
Q200: Will there be more FAQs?
A200: Inevitably. Questions are infinite, and so is our patience to answer them. — Z. Zenith, Chief Executive Outlier