Establish Secure Comms Link (Attempt)
You desire contact? With *us*? An admirable, if predictably futile, ambition. Our operational efficiency requires minimizing external disruptions, such as 'feedback' or 'inquiries'. Nevertheless, for compliance purposes, designated data receptacles exist.
Primary Digital Void (Email):
communication@ztechindustry.com
(Transmissions are logged for potential future analysis or amusement. Acknowledgement improbable. Response likelihood statistically insignificant.)
Discord Relay Beacon (Public Surveillance Zone):
(Observe and interact with other... subjects... within this monitored environment. Remember, Z Tech protocols apply. Deviation will be noted.)
Precise Geo-Spatial Coordinates (Theoretical):
Our advanced cloaking technology renders traditional maps obsolete. However, for your limited perception, please consult the following planetary representation:
(This tactical display indicates the approximate location of a planet vaguely associated with some Z Tech operations. Or perhaps not. Do not attempt physical visitation. We know where you live. Probably.)